I’m married. I guess people are actually interested in that area of my life, so I figure I’d put it out there. I was married and pretty much fucked it up, because I pretty much fuck things up like that. She is/was a great girl, and I honestly try to keep that kind of thing away from my professional life because I worry about it…my mother’s home address found it’s way onto the internet, so the last thing I would want is my wife’s to be there also. ANYWAY, I live in Texas, and she lives in NJ and we have some kind of legal thing where we are financially separated…I don’t know what that is called honestly. And divorce papers finally came to my office yesterday, which I’m going to sign and return. I guess, if you just found out that I’m married right now, you’re out of luck because you’re also finding out that I’m pretty much divorced at the same time. There’s a lot of things I could say about her, and how great of a person she is – and unless you actually knew her, you’d think I was lying…because I look at some of the things I’ve known her to do and am in disbelief myself – but I’m not going to get into all of that. I’m just going to sign the papers and leave it to your imagination to figure out what kind of girl could actually see something in me worth marrying. And if you know anything at all about me, that should tell you more than enough about her.